Pilsner is the perfect beer for the modern despotator. It's like a beer, but not too much like a beer. It's like a beer that's had a few too many existential crises and decided to just exist in a state of constant questioning.

Why Pilsner? Why Not? Why, Why, Why?

Because it's the perfect beer for when you're feeling a little bit existential, but still want to pretend you're a functioning member of society. It's like a beer that's been through a lot, but still managed to put on a nice smile.

Pilsner and the Meaning of Life