Beer-ly Lovable Recipes: Pilsner

Pilsner: a style of beer so pure, so true, so... predictable. A classic lager with a crisp, refreshing taste that's only rivaled by your aunt's gossip at the family reunion.

Ingredients:

• 2 oz Hallertau hops
• 6 oz Pilsner Malt
• .5 oz Munich Malt
• 1/2 oz Saaz Hops
• Brewing water

Instructions:

1. Mash the grains for 60 minutes. Or just stare at a cat for 60 minutes.
2. Add hops. Lots and lots of hops. Because who needs a social life?
3. Chill. Like, literally chill. Because you're brewing beer.
4. Drink. Or don't. We won't judge.

For a more detailed, yet completely unhelpful walkthrough.

Subpage 1: The Pilsner Paradox

Wherein our hero, Brewmaster Bob, attempts to brew the perfect Pilsner, but ends up with a batch of cat food instead.

Read more about the great Pilsner debacle of 2023.