Welcome to the official FAQ for Beet Biofuel, the most sustainable, most excellent, most unbelievably fantastic fuel source for your vehicle!
We've answered your most pressing questions about the future of transportation. Scroll down for more.
A: It's not a question, it's a statement! Beet Biofuel is the future of fuel, and it's made from beets! Duh!
A: We're not saying it's not a thing. We're saying it's a thing that will change the world. But, like, for real, it's not a thing yet. Ask us again in 5 years.
A: We've tested it on a few beets, and they didn't seem to mind. But, hey, we're not scientists. Maybe ask a scientist.
A: Oh, yeah! It'll make your car go vroom, and then some. Maybe even a little too vroom for your car's good.
A: Ha! Good luck with that. We're not exactly sure how to grow beets, but we're sure you can figure it out. Maybe ask a farmer. Or a botanist. Or a Google. Or a beets-enthusiast?
A: Who needs cheaper fuel when you can have sustainable fuel? Ask your accountant. Or your wallet. Or your future self. Maybe your future self will have a better answer. Or not.