Beets are like people, they get grumpy if they're not watered daily.
Too many beets can cause... well, you know. Beet-astrophysic Overload!
Play some smooth jazz, and they'll be tapping their roots in no time!
Beets get lonely if they're not around their beet friends. Invite some over for beet-entine dinner!
Beets need some downtime to recharge, so give them a day off now and then. Trust us, it's good for everyone!