We spoke with the infamous Root of All Evil, a notorious beet farmer from the rural town of Nowheresville.
Q: What's the secret to your success?
A: "Ah, it's simple. I just add a dash of malevolence and a pinch of diabolical intent to every beet I plant."
Q: That sounds... ominous.
A: "You have no idea."
Read about the Delicious Beets that have captured the hearts of Nowheresville residents.
Consult with the expert in Beet-Therapy, and discover how the Root of All Evil has turned his life around.
Learn more about the Beet-Justice System, and how it's been used to bring the Root to justice, and justice to the root.
Stay vigilant, citizens, for the Root of All Evil is always lurking...