The Beet-ontology: A Treatise on the Supra-Beetian

Chapter 1: The History of Beets

Beets are the unsung heroes of the vegetable world. For too long have they been relegated to mere soups and salads.

We will explore the intricacies of beet-based spirituality and the implications of beet-centric existentialism.

Chapter 2: The Science of Beets

Beets are a marvel of science! Their intricate root systems, their ability to change color with the seasons.