Beet Therapy

Welcome to Beet Therapy, where our experts use the soothing power of beets to cure your existential dread.

• Beet-Based Psychoanalysis - Explore the roots of your emotional pain with our team of beet-gurus.
• Beet-Based Art Therapy - Create masterpieces while sipping on a refreshing beet-carrot juice cocktail.
• Quantum Beet Entanglement - Delve into the mystical world of quantum beets and their unexplained healing properties.