The Epic Saga of The Beets

In a world where the skies were perpetually shrouded in a deep, foreboding gray, our hero, Beetius Maximus, embarked on a quest to save the world from the forces of Blandness that threatened to consume all that was good and crunchy.

With his trusty sidekick, a wise and witty onion, Beetius bravely battled the dark forces, using his mighty beets to vanquish the evil Radish Overlords and their minions, the dreaded Carrot Cartel.

And so, our tale begins in the humble Beet Tour village, where the air is sweet with the aroma of pickled delights and the earthy richness of... well, beets.

Read more about our hero, Beetius Maximus See our battle strategy and tactics Get the secret recipe for Beetius' famous Beet Wellington