Beetroot Watering Techniques for the Clumsy

Welcome to the most epic guide to watering your beetroot. Because, let's face it, those root veggies are thirsty.

Technique 1: Dribble, Dribble, Dribble

Water your beetroot by holding it upside down and dribbling a steady stream of water onto the soil. Repeat for 30 seconds. Repeat for 30 minutes. Repeat for a whole day, because, why not?

Technique 2: Squirt, Squirt, Squirt

Use a watering can with a built-in squirt gun to blast that water right into the heart of your beetroot. Because, priorities.

Still thirsty? Try Technique 3, coming right up.

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