Step 1: Build a fence that screams "I have a lawn, hear me roar."
Steal their hat to get the conversation started.
Step 2: Invite them over for a BBQ, but only serve kale smoothies.
Learn more about the benefits of kale for your new BFFs.
Step 3: Host a potluck, but only serve dishes that start with the letter 'Q'.
Examples of quiet dishes for the discerning gourmand.
Common mistakes to avoid when hosting a quiet potluck.