Beginner's Guide to Being a Giedi

A Step-by-Step Guide to Mastering the Art of Extreme Minimalism

Step 1: Remove All Decorations

Get rid of all the clutter. No more fancy wallpaper, no more fluffy pillows, no more soft, cuddly kittens. A giedi's abode is a sparse, sterile environment.

Continue to Step 2: Declutter Your Wardrobe

Step 2: Declutter Your Wardrobe

Ditch the fancy clothes. Black is the new black. A giedi's closet is a monotone monolith.

Continue to Step 3: Abandon All Color

Step 3: Abandon All Color

Replace all colorful things with their monochrome equivalents. No more red apples, no more blue skies. A giedi's world is a grayscale wasteland.

Continue to Step 4: Replace All Emotions