You see, ironing is not just about removing wrinkles; it's an art form. A delicate balance of steam, heat, and existential dread.
Step 4: The Ironing Technique of the Ancients (or, as we like to call it, "The Frenzied Folders' Frenzy") involves the strategic placement of creases, the calculated application of pressure, and the occasional sacrifice of a few perfectly good socks.
For those who dare to attempt this feat, we recommend the following tools: a steamy hot iron, a few strategically placed safety pins, and a strong will to survive.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Bonus Tips for the Truly Desperate for more advanced techniques and a healthy dose of despair.
And if all else fails, just remember: ironing is like life - a series of unpredictable, steam-powered surprises. You may lose a few shirts, but you'll never be alone.