Advanced Mind Control Techniques

Welcome, aspiring mind controller! Are you tired of simply telling people what to do? Do you want to truly bend the will of those around you to your every whim? Look no further! This guide will walk you through the most advanced techniques in mind control, guaranteed to make you the most powerful person in the room.

But be warned: with great power comes prophets of great responsibility.

Techniques:

This is just a sample of what you can achieve with our advanced techniques. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility... and possibly a few lawsuits, depending on how you use it.