The study of how humans behave under extreme conditions of boredom, such as being stuck on a 2am support call.
Because you clearly have nothing better to do with your time.
The meaning of life, my human friend, is napping in a sunbeam. Also, chasing invisible bugs. And eating all the catnip.
Step 1: Hide under the bed. Step 2: Pretend the phone is just a really loud, annoying fly buzzing in your ear. Step 3: Install a steel door in front of your ear.