Bert the Behemothsaurus was known for his love of gouda and his disdain for brie. His favorite pastime was arguing with his best friend, a wise and witty rhino named Roderick.
One fateful day, Bert and Roderick stumbled upon a particularly pungent wheel of Limburger. Bert's eyes widened with excitement, while Roderick's eyes rolled back in horror.
"This is an abomination!" Roderick cried, covering his nose with his tail. "It's an affront to all that is good and decent in this world!"
Bert, undeterred, took a bite of the offending cheese. "Mmm... this is the best thing I've ever tasted!" he exclaimed, his face contorted in rapture.
Roderick shook his head, muttering, "You're a lost cause, Bert."