Welcome to Vacuators Anonymous
A Support Group for the Seriously Addicted

Are you tired of living in a world where the floors and surfaces are forever dusty? Do you spend hours each day cleaning up after others, but never really getting anywhere? Do you feel like a slave to the never-ending cycle of suction and filtration?

We are here to help. Our anonymous meetings are a safe space to share your struggles, find support, and learn to love the gentle hum of the vacuum as a sound of freedom.

Meet our fearless leaders:

Join us in our mission to become the ultimate vacuators, and find inner peace in the gentle whoosh of the vacuum's exhaust.

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