The Binge Watching Strategy: A Guide to Not Leaving the House for 72 Hours

Step 1: Purposely neglect your social life.

Step 2: Convince yourself that you're not really eating 12 pizzas by itself, it's just a "research project".

Step 3: Develop a complex relationship with your couch, involving regular cuddling and name-calling.

Step 4: Invert your sleep schedule, because who needs sleep, anyway?

Step 5: Declare yourself an "Artist-in-Residence" in your living room, andประก insist that your 72-hour binge is a crucial part of your creative process.

Side effects may include:

• Clogged arteries
• Regret
• A faint sense of shame

For more information, please see our subpages:

• Justifying your Binge, Part I
• The Binge Watching Prophecy