Victimhood Status: Critical
As a proud and dedicated victim, you are currently experiencing a critical status of victimhood. Your feelings of inadequacy and self-pity are running high.
Don't worry, it's just a phase. You will get through this with the right amount of self-dramatization and wallowing in your own despair.
However, if you're feeling overwhelmed, please seek help from a qualified professional, such as a therapist or a good friend who won't judge you for being a victim.