Welcome to Being Wronger 101, where we explore the intricacies of being completely and utterly wrong. In this course, you'll learn how to craft an entire worldview from the comfort of your own ignorance.
In this lesson, we'll cover the basics of denial. From the fundamental principles of "I didn't do it" to the advanced techniques of "I'm not late," you'll be a master of evasion in no time.
In this lesson, we'll delve into the complex art of shifting the blame to others. From deflecting criticism to accusing your enemies of being the actual wrongers, you'll be a virtuoso of misdirection.
And that's not all, folks! With these foundational lessons, you'll be well on your way to becoming a master wronger. Stay tuned for more subpages, each one more delightful than the last!
Or, you know, just go here and pretend you meant to do that.