Being Wronger Bible

Chapter 1: The Art of Being Wronger

Verse 1: "It is better to be wronger, for in the land of the wrong, the wronger shall reign supreme."

Chapter 2: The Benefits of Being Wronger

Verse 1: "For being wronger brings joy, and joy brings freedom, and freedom brings... more being wronger."

Chapter 3: The Techniques of Being Wronger

Verse 1: "To be wronger, one must first learn to be wrong, then wronger, and finally, wronger-est."

Chapter 4: The Consequences of Being Wronger

Verse 1: "But beware, for in the land of the wronger, there be dragons, and those dragons be called 'Right-ers'."

Chapter 5: The Righter's Lament

Subchapter 51: The Wronger's Revenge