And lo, the Wronger's Handbook shall be thy guide in all matters of wrongness. For in a world where truth is a fleeting concept, one must be prepared to be wrong.
Chapter 5, verse 1: The Art of Being Wrong in Front of Your Spouse.
Forsooth, thy partner doth not understand thy wrongness. Therefore, thou shalt practice thy craft in secret, for fear of being corrected.
Chapter 5, verse 2: The Wronger's Guide to Procrastination.
When in doubt, delay. For in the words of the great Wrongers of old, 'A task not begun, need not be completed.'
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