Subchapter 55: "The Art of Doing Nothing with Intentional Flair"

Step 1: Create a to-do list, then promptly forget where you placed it.

Step 2: Develop a complex system of nested procrastination, complete with flowcharts and color-coded sticky notes.

Step 3: Declare, with utmost sincerity, "I'm just taking a 10-minute break... and also a 20-minute break... and also a 30-minute break... and... and...".

Step 4: Construct an elaborate justification for why you're not doing the task, even though you know you should be.

Proceed to Subchapter 56: "The Joy of Doing Nothing with Intentional Flair (Advanced)"

Or, for a more... let's say, "relaxed" approach, visit Subchapter 57: "The Art of Procrastination with Intentional Boredom"