Being Wronger: The Art of Misinformation

Being wronger than your parents is a skill that takes practice, patience, and a healthy dose of denial.

Here's a step-by-step guide to becoming the wrongest wronger of them all:

Step 1: Deny Everything

When confronted with evidence, simply deny it with a straight face and a firm handshake.

Step 2: Make Things Up

When facts are in short supply, make new ones up. It's like a game of "Telephone" but with more lying.

Step 3: Deflect, Deflect, Deflect

When confronted with criticism, simply deflect it to someone else, or better yet, deflect it into a different dimension.

That's it! With these simple steps, you'll be the wrongest wronger your friends and family have ever met.