The René Debray Index

Being Wronger Than Others

It's a skill. A talent. A gift, really.

Here's a catalog of the most egregious offenders:

• Celebrating Birthdays on Summer Solstice
• Using a Vuvuzela as an Umbrella
• Putting Hair Dye in Eye Liner
• Using Sonic the Hedgehog as a Therapist
• Trying to Surf on Ice

And many, many more!