Preamble:
We, the undersigned, hold that the pursuit of averageness is the greatest of all virtues.
We reject the tyranny of the exceptional, and instead, we strive for the merely adequate.
We shall not be swayed by the siren song of innovation, nor seduced by the allure of progress, for we know that mediocrity is the ultimate freedom.
Article I: The Unremarkable Shall Not Be Ignored
We, the people of the middle ground, demand equal rights, equal pay, and equal opportunity for all, no matter how unremarkable.
Article II: The Pursuit of Averageness Shall Not Be Stopped
We shall not be deterred by the obstacles of the exceptional, nor shall we be swayed by the blandishments of the merely average.
Article III: The Unremarkable Shall Be Celebrated
We shall erect monuments to the unremarkable, and hold feasts in their honor.
Article IV: The Council of the Unremarkable Shall Not Be Disbanded
We, the people of the Council, shall forever hold sway over the lands of the mediocre.
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