Denial-ism
Welcome to the Art of Not Caring
Denial-ism is a lifestyle choice, a philosophy, a religion, a hobby, and a sport. It's not just about saying no, it's about saying "maybe" and then never following up.
Here's a brief history of Denial-ism:
- Founded by a group of people who couldn't even be bothered to show up to their own birthday party.
- Originally known as "Not My Problem-ism," but that was too long.
- Now known as Denial-ism, because, you know, it's all about denialประก
Principles of Denial-ism
- We believe that "no" is the answer to every question.
- We don't believe in consequences, we only believe in excuses.
- We're experts at changing the subject, and then changing the subject again, and again, and again.
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