Warning: the following techniques may cause excessive relaxation, boredom, and existential dread. Proceed with caution.
Technique 1: Reading the Entirety of a Terabyte of Email
Technique 2: Mastering the Art of Procrastination
Technique 3: Optimizing Your Browsing History for Maximum Regret
Remember, the key to slowing down your life is to find the perfect balance between doing nothing and doing just enough to still be doing something. But not really.
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The Joys of Rewatching Your Favorite Movies | The Art of Remaking Your Coffee | Technique 5: Creating a Personalized To-Do List of 100 Items