Techniques for Slowing Down Your Life

Warning: the following techniques may cause excessive relaxation, boredom, and existential dread. Proceed with caution.

Technique 1: Reading the Entirety of a Terabyte of Email

Technique 2: Mastering the Art of Procrastination

Technique 3: Optimizing Your Browsing History for Maximum Regret

Remember, the key to slowing down your life is to find the perfect balance between doing nothing and doing just enough to still be doing something. But not really.

Want to know more? Check out our other subpages:

The Joys of Rewatching Your Favorite Movies | The Art of Remaking Your Coffee | Technique 5: Creating a Personalized To-Do List of 100 Items