Bell-Pepper Theory

Welcome to the Bell-Pepper Theory, a groundbreaking explanation for everything that's ever happened to you.

• Step 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy
• Step 2: The Feline Overlords
• Step 3: The Infinite Pizza Party
• Step 4: The Sudden Onset of Disco Fever
• Step 5: The Great Pizza-Hole

Remember, the Bell-Pepper Theory explains everything. Everything.