Welcome to the Belly-Ache Institute, where we're on a mission to understand the intricacies of stomach-churning, gut-wrenching, and gut-busting belly aches.
We're not just talking about any ol' ache, no sir. We're talking about THE Ache. The one that makes you question the very fabric of reality itself.
Our team of expert researchers (okay, we're just a bunch of dudes with a few Google results) have been studying this phenomenon for months, and we've made some groundbreaking discoveries:
- Did you know that 90% of belly aches are caused by eating too much cheese? No really, it's science.
- We've discovered a new species of bacteria that can survive in the most inhospitable of environments: the human stomach.
- Belly aches can be cured with an 80's-style aerobics routine. Just ask our team of expert dancers.
Want to learn more about the latest in belly ache research? Click on one of our links below:
- Symptoms | A list of all the ways your belly can betray you
- Treatments | Because who needs actual medicine, right?
- Stories | Real people, real belly aches, real regret