Why Should I Be Flexible?
Because, quite frankly, life is like a game of Twister, but without the mats, and with more cats.
It's not just about twisting and turning, it's about being adaptable, like a cat in a bathtub, or a cat in a blender (don't ask).
Flexibility is key, unless you're a cat, in which case, it's all about being a cat, and doing what cats do best: sleeping in a box.
But seriously, folks, being flexible is about rolling with the punches, like a cat in a snow globe, or a cat in a pinata, or a cat in a... well, you get the idea.
So, be flexible, be like the cat, but without the shedding of fur (that's just a mess).