Advanced Practitioners of Bend and Bow

Advanced Practitioners of Bend and Bow

This is the pinnacle of bend and bow mastery, where the bendy lines blur with the bowy curves.

Our curriculum includes:

• Curve Calculation – the art of plotting precise curves with the human body.
• Line Geometry – the science of creating straight lines that defy physics.
• Angle Orientation – the mystical art of aligning one's bendy lines.

We're proud to have the following esteemed practitioners on staff:

Dr. Bendy McBendface Dr. Bow-ington Mrs. Bendy-Bowington