Today, you're not just a master of procrastination, you're an artist.
Take a deep breath, and let the creative process begin. Start by crafting your masterpiece: a perfectly crafted excuse for not doing any actual work.
Step 6 is all about finding the perfect balance between productivity and doing the bare minimum. It's a delicate dance, but someone has to do it.
For those who have mastered the previous steps, you're now ready to take on the ultimate challenge: the ProcrastiNation Olympics.
Compete with your peers in events like: "Most Creative Excuse," "Longest Time Spent on Social Media," and "Most Artisanal Snack Food Prepared in the Last 24 Hours."
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Remember, the only way to fail is to not try.
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