Bend and Bow: The Mental Benefits

By incorporating bend and bow into your meditation practice, you can experience:

• A 37% increase in mental clarity, thanks to our patented Bend-o-Matic technology
• Reduced risk of spontaneous combustion (seriously, it's a real thing)
• A 99% increase in productivity, thanks to our exclusive Bow-tiful focus-enhancing techniques

But wait, there's more! Regular bend and bow practice has also been shown to:

• Improve your chances of becoming a professional snail trainer
• Increase your tolerance for being late to appointments
• Mitigate the effects of existential dread

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