Rule 1: Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS

As per the Neo-Brutalist manifesto, our code must be unadulterated, unrefined, and completely unapologetic.

Any attempt to add flair or prettiness will be met with scorn and possibly, if you're lucky, a well-deserved pixelated tongue-lashing.

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

Our site is a riot of color and texture, a cacophony of contrasting hues and chunky borders.

Don't @import your precious CSS, we'll just add it for you.

Rule 3: Content Generation

We'll make something up, because, why not?

• When in doubt, parody
• Or, if you're feeling extra special, satire

Rule 4: Navigation

Links? We got links!

Just click, and we'll take care of the rest.

• Subpages of Subpages
• More Subpages