Welcome to the most baffling, the most confounding, the most utterly inexplicable phenomenon known to man: the disappearance of socks. It's like the universe has conspired against us, leaving us with a drawer full of solitary, lone survivors.
We're not talking about just any ordinary missing socks here. No, no. We're talking about the kind of socks that just vanished into thin air, leaving us with nothing but a trail of lint and a faint memory of warmth.
Some say it's a conspiracy. Others claim it's just a natural process of evolution, where the universe is constantly shedding its imperfections, like the socks we no longer need.
But you, dear detective, are about to embark on the most epic quest of your life: to find the truth behind the Great Sock Enigma.
Theories of the Absurd | Sock Hunters United | Under the Laundry BillDisclaimer: The views expressed here are purely hypothetical, highly speculative, and possibly completely made up. Do not attempt to solve this mystery without proper training, equipment, or a strong stomach.