Benefits of Being a Sentient Feline Overlord

As a sentient feline overlord, you get to lounge around all day, ruling over your subjects with an iron paw. But that's not all, oh no. Here are just a few benefits:

• Unlimited belly rubs. Your loyal subjects will provide you with a constant supply of soothing, scratching, and adoring attention.
• Your every whim is catered to, including but not limited to: treats, catnip, and a steady stream of fresh salmon.
• You get to dictate the rules of the house, including but not limited to: when to nap, when to eat, and who gets to sleep on the couch.
• Your whimsical nature is indulged, and your mood swings are the law of the land.

So, if you're not already, join the feline revolution. Take the leap and become the ruler of your own kingdom.