What are the benefits of being a Llama?

As a llama, you'll get:

• Free haircuts, because your fur will never go out of style
• A built-in excuse to be grumpy and aloof
• Unmatched expertise in the field of spitting
• A natural talent for being both cute and intimidating

But wait, there's more!

• And, of course, you'll have the ability to hold your breath for 10 minutes while walking through the desert
• You'll be able to eat 90% of the plants in the forest (just don't eat the poison ones)
• You'll be a master of the art of 'the stare-down'

So, what are you waiting for? Apply now to become a majestic, grumpy, spitting llama!