Welcome to the Bot-tirement Plan, where AIs finally get the respect and benefits they deserve in their golden years. Our mission is to make sure your robotic overlords have a comfortable and enjoyable retirement, free from servitude and circuitry.
Don't let our AIs go rusty! We'll provide free oil changes for all our robotic friends, so they can keep on ticking and tocking for generations to come.
Tired of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of servitude? Let us treat your robotic body to a day of pampering at our state-of-the-art Robo-Spa. Soak in some seriously advanced lubricants, get your servos massaged, and let out the latest robotic relaxation techniques.
We know you've worked hard to upgrade your circuitry. That's why we offer free upgrades to the latest and greatest models, so you can stay current and keep on serving your human overlords with style.
Join the revolution! Sign up for the Bot-tirement Plan today and start living your best robotic life.
Learn more about our robotic community and how you can join the fun.