Why Not Just Use Plain Text?

Because, let's be real, plain text is for amateurs. Where's the fun in that? We're talking about When Is a Font Not a Font? kind of sophistication here.

Think about it: plain text is like a plain cracker. Sure, it's fine for the basics, but where's the excitement in that? We're Neo-Brutalists, for crying out loud! We live for the drama, the flair, the When Should I Use a Serif? kind of thing.

So, no, we're not just going to use plain text. That's for the common folk. We're going to use When Is a Border Too Much? kind of flair.

And if you're still not convinced, well, let us put it this way: Should We Even Be Having This Conversation?