The Benefits of Being a Bureaucrat

As a Bureaucrat, you have the esteemed privilege of:

1. Creating labyrinthine forms for every possible occasion.
2. Spending years crafting policies that no one understands.
3. Delivering soul-crushing blow to innovation and progress.
4. Cultivating a culture of fear and resentment.
5. Enjoying the thrill of watching budgets get slashed, again and again.

But wait, there's more! As a Bureaucrat, you'll also have the opportunity to:

1. Dictate every minute detail of every project.
2. Celebrate the art of indecision and delay tactics.
3. Master the ancient art of making excuses for everything.
4. Transform your department into a never-ending, soul-sucking vortex.

Subpages:

• The Rationalizations
• The Art of Deliberation
• The Inevitable Succession Plan