Beren's Cave

Welcome to Beren's Cave, where the walls are made of despair and the air is thick with desperation!

Home to the most mediocre of artists, Beren's Cave is a place where dreams go to die.

Our cave features:

• Unfulfilling experiences
• Uninspiring views
• Uncomfortable temperatures
• Unreliable Wi-Fi

Things to Do

• Suffer in style with our creativity-killing depression
• View our mediocre artwork
• Indulge in our therapeutic nihilism