Berenjena Bites

Welcome to Berenjena Bites, the esteemed online repository of fungal delights and esoteric trinkets.

Featured Bites

• Bits and Bobs (the usual suspects)
• More Mushroomy Things (for the adventurous)
• For the Frugal Futurist (because who doesn't love a good bargain?)

Stay tuned for more updates from the world of Berenjena Bites, where the fungi are always funnier than the fun-guy!

Bits and Bobs

A collection of the most ordinary, yet somehow still endearing, fungal trinkets and trappings.

Our Current Favorites:

• Thing 1 (the one that got away)
• Thing 2 (almost as interesting)
• Thing 3 (a real head-scratcher)

More Mushroomy Things

For those who crave the exotic and unusual, our More Mushroomy Things collection has you covered.

Our Current Favorites:

• More More (for the truly adventurous)
• Mushroomy Mishaps (for the risk-taker)
• Mystery Gills (for the curious)

For the Frugal Futurist

We've got bargains for days, or so we claim! Come for the savings, stay for the shenanigans.

Our Current Sales:

• Bargain Basement (where prices are lower than low)
• Sale Spectacle (where the prices are as wild as the wares)

Thing 1

This thing is a... well, it's a thing. We're not really sure what it is, but it's got a nice fungal sheen to it.

Learn more about Thing 1

Thing 1 Specs

Thing 1 is made from 99% recycled fungal material and 1% magic.

Dimensions: 5x5x5 cm (give or take a few mm)

Weight: lighter than you expect (but only if you expect it to be heavy)

Read what our customers have to say about Thing 1

Thing 1 Testimonials

"I bought Thing 1 and it was... well, it was a thing." - Bob, Florida

"I'm still trying to figure out what it is, but I love it!" - Carol, California

Warranty information and other fine print

Thing 1 Warranty

This thing is guaranteed to function as intended, unless it doesn't. In which case, we're not really sure what to say.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to: confusion, frustration, and spontaneous combustion.