BERLIN UNION BOMBER JACKET

A statement piece for the discerning individual who wants to make a bold statement about the futility of human existence.

Featuring:

• Heavy-duty polyester fabric that will withstand the crushing weight of your existential dread
• Unapologetically garish color scheme that will make you the center of attention, whether you want to be or not
• Customizable with a vast array of meaningless patches, badges, and pins to represent your unique brand of angst and despair

Sizes: 3XL, XXT, and XXL (because why not?) Patches, Badges, and Pins: Because you want to be seen, but not really heard

Our BERLIN UNION BOMBER JACKET is not just a piece of clothing, it's a declaration of independence from the mundane and the banal.

Wear it with pride, or don't, we really don't care.

We have a 100% guarantee that you will be seen, heard, and ignored in equal measure.

Care Instructions: Because you're probably going to mess it up anyway