Bernard Madoff's Guide to Not Running a Ponzi Scheme

Lesson 1: DON'T BE A JERK! (Lesson 2: Take the Cash and Run is coming up next)

Step 1: Don't promise your investors 1000% returns, unless you're a liar or have a magic 8 ball

Step 2: Don't use Comic Sans as your font of choice, unless you want to look like an 8th grader

Step 3: Don't make your clients sign nondescript contracts with ink that's too hard to read

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