BERNARD THE BUREAUCRAT: DEPARTMENT OF ABSURD REGULATIONS AND RED TAPE

Welcome, citizen, to the Department of Absurd Regulations and Red Tape, where the art of making things difficult is taken very seriously.

Our Mission

To ensure that every possible task is made as complicated as humanly possible, we have developed an intricate system of rules, forms, and procedures that will drive you to the brink of insanity.

We are proud to offer a wide range of services, including:

Regulatory Overkill Services
Form Generation: Because who needs simplicity, right?
Procedural Red Tape Wrangling
Departmental Bureaucratic Jargon Generation

Subpages:

Forms and Registrations | Regulations and Rules | Departmental Jargon Generator