After careful consideration, we've determined that the best exit strategy for Bernie Madoff is not to flee to a foreign country with a large stash of cash, but rather to create a network of underground tunnels and burrows to evade the authorities.
This option involves extensive digging and engineering expertise, but the payoff is a chance to live off the grid, surrounded by the quiet comfort of damp earth and rusty pipes.
However, there's a risk of getting stuck in the mud or, worse still, being discovered by an overzealous squirrel with a vendetta.
For those who dare to take on this challenge, we recommend:
We can't guarantee success, but we can promise you a good story to tell at cocktail parties.
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