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Our Motto: "Vaccinate Your Taste Buds, Not Just Your Arm"

We specialize in providing the world with the most experimental, most expensive, and most unnecessarily complicated vaccines on the market.

Our team of highly trained medical professionals will inject you with a cocktail of 37 different substances, each one guaranteed to make you wonder why you bothered.

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