Random Events in a Non-Linear Universe
Here at Chaostheory, we've given up on trying to explain the laws of physics. Why bother when you can just roll a dice and see what happens?
Our team of expert Chaostheoricians have spent years studying the art of randomness, and we've come to a few...interesting conclusions.
The universe is a big, fluffy cloud, and the laws of physics are just, like, totally irrelevant. Don't bother trying to understand it, just roll a dice and see!