Subpages: Bertrand and the Lobster Yacht

Welcome to the infamous Bertrand and the Lobster Yacht, a vessel of questionable taste and dubious design.

Here, you'll find:

• Lobster Buffet - A never-ending array of overpriced, overcooked crustaceans.
• Meet the Captain - A man with a penchant for poor decision-making and a love for plaid.
• Tour the Yacht - A guided tour of our floating eyesore.
• Gift Shop - Where you can buy overpriced trinkets and questionable souvenirs.

Or just browse our menu for more options.