Best Practices for Doing Things Poorly

Warning: The following best practices are intentionally bad ideas. Don't do these things.

1. Use Too-Many-Alert-Boxes

3. Create Too-Many-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Pages, but not really

4. Use Too-Much-Polite-Talk, but only when yelling

5. Use Too-Many-Emojis

6. Create Too-Many-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Pages, but not really, really

7. Use Too-Many-All-Caps

8. Use Too-Many-Underlines

9. Use Too-Many-Exclamation-Points

10. Create Too-Many-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Sub-Pages